Every Halloween, I dress up as the years' biggest celebrity whore. In 2007 that distinction went to Amy Winehouse and in 2008 Kim Kardashian (and her gigantic ass) received the honor. This year I've got my sights set on GaGa. It's not so much that I think it's an original idea--just that I'm going to do it better than everyone else.
For me Halloween isn't so much about dressing up like a slut (who am I kidding, yes it is) as an opportunity to get in touch with my inner drag queen and do something out-of-character like smoke cigarettes out of a cigarette holder and wear a really bad wig in public.
Here's a picture of me in New Orleans last year as Kim K. with all my college buddies. They are L to R: ipod commercial, crazy cat-lady from The Simpsons, ghetto promgoer, and David Bowie from the Labyrinth. If you want to know why white people love Halloween so much, you can read about it here.
What is everyone doing for Halloween? It's safe to tell me because I already know what I'm going to be...and we don't even know each other in real life. So spill it.