fashion anathema: the victoria's secret fashion show

A Victoria's Secret fashion show may be the only place you can see Behati Prinsloo swathed in a deflated soccer ball and silver tape:







This shit looks like it was conceived during a late-night binge drinking session by a club promoter whose idea of fashion has been gleaned entirely from lap dances and role-playing scenes in Olympic Sluts Part IV. It's Vegas meets I CAN'T.

i'm lazier than you

wearing Calvin Klein blazer, J Crew silk top, gifted Urban Outfitters skirt (thanks SMB!!), vintage bag, pin, Zara flats, random sunglasses, trusty Timex watch

The extent of my laziness is widely recognized and unwavering. Por ejemplo, I've needed new toothpaste for about a week now, and instead of just going to Walgreens and picking up a new tube, I've resorted to cutting the old tube open to scrape any last remnants of goo from the inside. Actually, this doesn't make me lazy. It would be far easier to buy a new tube than it has been to surgically excise the toothpaste from the spent tube. Maybe stubborn is a more apt description.

Anyhoo, speaking of laziness, my co-worker ordered this skirt off of Urban Outfitters for $7 and when it  arrived and didn't give her that good tingle in the panties (like all good clothes do) she gave it to me rather than trek to the post office and return it. So in the case of her laziness, there is a beneficiary, namely me, and I guess that doesn't count so much as laziness either. I dunno, moral of the story is I got a skirt for free and that's cool.

fall back

wearing J. Crew blouse, H&M sweater, vintage wool skirt that belonged to my mom, Made by Elves booties, vintage belt and bracelets, random necklace from a hippie fair
Besides choking my spleen and at least one kidney, this skirt is alarmingly perfect. Thanks, mom.

this. i can't.

Cassie (claim to fame: Diddy's part-time ball waxer) rocking some serious NAIL. (source: Wah Nails)

exercise your rights

wearing: J Crew sweater, ASOS leather jacket, Ellen Tracy skirt (thrifted), necklace from Stein Mart in New Orleans, and Made by Elves booties

I sure as hell hope all American citizens voted today. Wait--let me qualify that statement. I hope you voted today UNLESS you think:
- homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to teach in public schools
- poor people are all lazy drug addicts
- Sarah Palin is a good presidential candidate for 2012
- global warming is a left wing conspiracy with no scientific basis

If you find any of the above statements to be true, you really have no business operating a motor vehicle or raising children, much less participating in a democratic process.

How serendipitous that the "I Voted!" stickers matched my outfit today. I swear I didn't plan it.