Kiera Knightley cut her hair!!!!!!
A. declare her the official owner of The Best Bob in the Universe (beating out Anna Wintour, Posh, and of course, the ever formidable Peter Pan Dude
B. Yawn like you're browsing a Land's End catalog
C. foresee numerous copycats, culminating in adoption by Miley Cyrus once the style has completely jumped the shark
If the answer is A, please explain.