I did however, deign to sift through all 9,000 photos on Style.com to pick out my favorites and least favorites.
First, the highlights:
Candy-colored paint splatters (and kick-ass platforms) at Alexandre Herchcovich, supreme print-mixing at Proenza Schouler, and sporty stripes and roomy slacks (and a blue turban that I need on my head right now) at Jason Wu.
Loving the long, neutral silhouettes brought to us by Bensoni, Prabal Gurung, and Matthew Ames
Woodsy prints at Rodarte, tea-stained lace at Vivienne Tam, and furry, pom-pom knits at Frank Tell
And now, the lowlights, AKA anything so ugly that I would rather wear a dead baby or strap flaming turds to my feet.
The only addition that could make this dress more suggestive of female genitalia would be to have a long red chiffon scarf poking out of the middle--or a babydoll head. (Marchesa)
Do you want the world to be your gynecologist AND make it look like you don't have a waist?!? Then boy oh boy do I have the monokini for you... (Staerk)
What were your favorites/least favorites from NYFW?