Waitwaitwait, this could work:Me: Hey honey, I was thinking we should do something nice for Valentine's Day.Him: Shall I make reservations at [frou frou overpriced restaurant]?Me: I was thinking maybe you could put on that sexy lingerie and sock-garters and I'd take your picture. You know, for US.
Dear JoannaThis was uncalled for. Please refrain from letting your homophobic biases out of your mind into public view in the near and far future. Cheers,Josh