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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

extreme poodles

Watching a show about competitive poodle grooming has gotten me thinking about the myriad creative outlets we have for our deep-seated daddy issues and psychoses. It's just kind of sad to take it out on a poodle, don't ya think? At least have the decency to put your toddler in a swimsuit competition or marry a Real Doll. Leave the fucking dog out of it.

To make it worse, entrants are judged in the following categories:
- Scissoring (seriously)
- dye job
- "wow" factor




Kobe does not approve of extreme scissoring:



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9 comments:

  1. InnyVinnyJuly 21, 2010 at 11:38 PM

    BISON POODLE!!!!

    This is a mess! LOL

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  2. www.janetteria.comJuly 22, 2010 at 3:23 AM

    So crazy!

    ♥

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  3. fabulousjunkJuly 22, 2010 at 5:57 AM

    lol.... oh my god..., I agree. But I have to admit that dog that looks like a panda bear is fucking cute, but also really freaky. Though I've always liked llama's, but can't have one, so if they could turn my dog to look like a llama that would be pretty cool.

    -becky
    http://fabulous-junk.blogspot.com

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  4. AnnieJuly 22, 2010 at 1:22 PM

    I cant decide if this is fabulous or cruel, but i really want to do it to Maddy...

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  5. nooneJuly 23, 2010 at 7:44 AM

    omg poor dogs hahaha! it's kind of funny though, but cruel! oh I can't decide! btw fab outfit in the previous post :D

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  6. Frock Around the ClockJuly 23, 2010 at 7:56 AM

    Teenage mutant ninja poodle just looks so ashamed. I've seen that woman before - did you see her website pink coyote or something? Some body has too much time on her hands.

    I've been away for the week and I have loved your posts so much! Sadly I never managed to find the Wah boutique in the carnage that is Topshop oxford circus so I didn't get my leopard print nails but yours looked fantabulous! :) x

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  7. SusanJuly 23, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    Kobe looks concerned (as any dog might) - no curiously crazy canine colour makeover then?

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  8. HeatherJuly 23, 2010 at 2:52 PM

    What the ....

    Words fail me. This isn't real, right? I'm dreaming right now, and when I wake up, I'll run to the computer and blog about the crazy dream that I had.

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  9. AnonymousJuly 26, 2010 at 9:07 AM

    omg
    poor things, it's not funny or pretty or nothing like that
    I don't know why they do that to their pets

    ♥ Marley

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