J Crew sweater, shirt, and bracelet, Zara pants and shoes, vintage bag and necklace, Wayfarer sunglasses
Please enjoy these pictures of me dancing around like a retarded roofied squirrel. If I was a contestant on America's Next Top Model (humor me) and these were my best photos of the week, I'm pretty sure Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker would say I hadn't committed all the way to retarded squirrel dancing, and A.L.T. would proclaim it "pure drecktitude." Which reminds me that I resolved to use that word at least once a day in casual conversation.